from a farmer for $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. But when the
farmer drove up the next day he said, "I'm sorry son, but I have some
bad news. The donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "I can't do that. I already went out and spent it."
Kenny said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is
dead."
A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened
with that dead donkey?"
Kenny said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece
and made a profit of $998.00."
The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
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